A Conversation on Sunbeams


- Oh, look! A sunbeam! We should attack it! Grr. 

 - What are you doing? 

- Protecting us! I’m very good at this. Sunbeams are deadly. 

- How? 

- [pause] Burns. Sunburns can be terrible.

 - Really? 

- Yes, of course. Don’t worry! I’ll get it! 

- Now, now. 

 - I must...

 - Shh, shh. You just lie down. 

- But, but... 

 - Shh.