I Almost Flew to Hamburg

 No, Not Gate 134!

 No, Not Gate 134!

Okay, Airports of the World! When you put various terminal gates together, try to not have the boarding groups of those traveling across country side-by-side with those traveling across the world. I had just shoved an old lady down to get a better position when I began to wonder why the gate attendent wanted to see my passport. 

Sorry, Herr Moe, this is Gate 134. The line for Gate 135 is right there, 14 inches to the right. Sorry for the confusion. 

Oh, okay. Um, sorry Erma, please go ahead. Have  a good trip. Auf Wiedersehen!